A Conflagration of Randomness

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Usually when my clothes come out of the dryer either they don’t smell good because the dryer sheets were bad or they were in there too long and got a burnt smell.  So I have always had to line the inside of my clothes with some form of deodorant to make them smell decent.  But recently I got some Axe spray.  When I did my laundry the other day I decided to put my shirts in the drawer like usual, but as soon as I finished I sprayed some Axe into the drawer and quickly closed it.  This got me thinking about “Axe Bombing.” I have frequently heard complaints, particularly by girls, that if sprayed way too much, like some guys tend to do, the Axe smells awful.  I have often had this experience when I was forced to take Gym class in High School.  The area surrounding the Axe sprayer smells putrid for a few minutes.  So what if you used it on enemies? If some guy in the dorm down the hall were annoying you, playing music too loud or smoking outside your dorm, you could take a Axe can and, assuming you knew how hard and which way it landed, you could have the Axe can erupt in their room, making the whole room smell like a can full of Axe.  I assume this would work if you threw it out the window at the sidewalk at that annoying guy smoking right below your window. I was browsing the web right before I posted this to see what other ideas have been done with Axe, and low and behold, poeple have made Axe Bombs and shown videos on Youtube.  See below.

Youtube Videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcYwbjVvj7I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng1TiaHevN8

How to Make that Annoying Guy with the Sub-woofer Shut-up

A while back I was having a discussion with a friend, who told me a story about a friend who we’ll call Fred.  Fred lived in a dorm like everyone else and just like everyone else, he had that annoying neighbor who always had his sub-woofer going with some kinda deep bass music.  Fred would try to fall asleep at night, at about 2 am like normal college students, but that darn sub-woofer still went on.  Fred finally got tired of this a few weeks into college and he was already starting to miss his home.  So the weekend he planned to leave to visit home, Fred borrowed a sub-woofer for his stereo (because Fred had thought about the annoyances his sub-woofer would cause dormmates before coming to college and not brought his) and found the resonating frequency of the dorm.  He then turn up the sub-woofer and his stereo to full volume and left for the weekend.  Alas, when he returned, he never heard that darn sub-woofer from his neighbor again.

[Update] And now you can buy axe toys:

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